Nigerian girls pretend to like flowers.
me, ranting about how you should show love
You guys should just stop those pretentious IG reels on your babes’ birthday.
Give her creamy cake and chocolate and money bundles.
(And especially money bundles.)
And dump all those red fluffy things in the waste bin (even though they smell nice).
Because Nigerian girls don’t really really give a f*
Flowers? Omo. LOL.
Did you even think that they care a hoot? Ehn?
I know girls will come to argue about how they’re different and yada yada …
Until you ask them to choose between that beautiful bouquet and a big bad bundle of bands …
Na flower you use chaik am fess fess? You sef reason am?
Flowers are props for the romantic drama you guys are acting for us on social media. We get.
Thank you.
What triggered this? 😂